Top Albums with Naked Ladies and Implied Nudity of 2018

With 2018 quickly coming a close and many albums we've listened to come and gone, I think it's about time to highlight something that means a lot to us, as music fans. Something that is most important to us when considering which albums we want to review. Of course, we're talking about albums that have naked ladies on the cover! 2018 was a great year for implied nudity on album covers and because of this, we'd like to highlight which albums are the best according to our crack-team of experts and album nudity professors. The following are 8 of the best in terms of nakie-ness and how these boobies and butt-butts affect the music they are trying to sell.

We are grown men. Enjoy!

#8: Everybody Can't Complain" by 888

The spooky naked lady on the cover is not only titillating and abstract, but it also helps to distract the listener from the boring and monotonous album that this band is trying to sell. While the album itself is nothing to shake a stick at, the album art would make for a cool psychedelic poster that you could hang up in your bedroom until your overbearing religious parents make you take it down.

2 out of 10. I paid good money for that poster but my STUPID MOM made me take it down. What a waste.

#7: DISPOSE by The Plot In You

This album is great! But this album art makes me uncomfortable. Why can't the pretty statue lady NOT be crying and covered in bruises, band?! Are you trying to tell me that your music will make want to beat naked ladies?? Because I'm totally not about that, bro! The radical protesting feminist girl who friend-zoned me even though WE'RE TOTALLY PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER, VICKI, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, would NOT be happy if she saw this album in my collection.

3 out of 10 - 1 point for concept plus 2 points because pretty lady is pretty.

#6: Hyperreal by Makari

Such a mystery! What's going on in this cover? She's, like, running through the jungle while the wind is in her face and for some reason, it's implied that she's nakie! Where'd her clothes go? Did a panther eat her clothes while she was bathing in the stream during her archaeology expedition and now she's running away from said panther? So many questions. Maybe the clues are in the amazing song 'Transient'. None the less, the album art leaves a lot to the imagination - nudity wise - but most importantly, concept wise. But seriously, does anybody know if that panther eventually ate that naked lady?

4 out of 10. Too many questions.

#5: Loyals by Loyals

What's going on here?! The band hired a professional photographer to come and take tasteful photos for their debut album and the model couldn't even stay still to get a good picture of her face! Not only that, but she flat out refused to wear the outfit that the band provided her. It was a concept band shirt that said 'Loyals Is My Favorite Band, fam'. Blatantly unprofessional! I hope this naked lady is now black-listed from the modeling community. Good luck with your barista career, you hack-fraud!

4 out of 10. The photographer did the best they could.

#4: Saved by Now, Now

I think we are now all accessories to some weird ritualistic murder. Congratulations, reader. You're now on a list.

5 out of 10. Oddly erotic. I think I have a new fetish now. I should talk about this with my therapist.

#3: Take Me To The Disco by Meg Myers

One of my favorite albums of 2018 actually. Your first impression of it is, of course, nakie lady Ms. Myers looking at you with a judgmental look after you accidentally opened her bedroom door while she was in the middle of changing but you were just looking for the bathroom. She didn't scream or yell at you, which is what you'd probably expect from this awkward situation, but oddly, she just stared daggers at you almost inviting you in. For a fleeting moment, you consider going in but you can't do it because you've been friends with Meg since elementary school and it'd be weird to act upon those built up untold sexual feelings that you've had for each other for so long. But also, you REALLY need to pee and you still need to find that bathroom.

7 out of 10 confused boners.

#2: Eve by Emery

HOW DARE YOU, EMERY! I'M A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY AND YOU JUST CORRUPTED MY HOLY SOUL BY EXPOSING ME TO THIS FILTH!! LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT THE BUTT!!! REPENT, SINNERS!!!!

10 out of 10 because I'm a repressed teenage boy in his sexual peak and all it would take for me to go off is a tasteful nude on an album that accurately expresses the themes of the music recor......OH MY GOD, MOM!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!

#1: Skinny Dipping by Stand Atlantic

Not only is this nakie lady from Australia getting nude for you, the listener, but she's also brave enough to share her body and her serious case of shingles with the world. Seriously, girl, you should REALLY go to a doctor to get that looked at! Odd that there's nothing in the album itself that explains her struggles with her skin condition. It's almost as if she's still ashamed of it and is not comfortable talking about it yet. But I guess showing off her boobies is step 1, I suppose.